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chuck-charles: i made a makeup tutorial for all my fellow...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 21:44:18 -0400

i made a makeup tutorial for all my fellow feminists out there bye

crazy-jensenackles-fangirl: hypatos: Apparently, it is. It...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 21:40:10 -0400

hypatos:

Apparently, it is. It would take about 16 straight days to watch them all.

someone should do one of these for Supernatural

“Well, when I get it the only thing that does any good is to...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 21:37:11 -0400

_{“Well, when I get it the only thing that does any good is to jump in a cab and go to Tiffany’s. Calms me down right away. The quietness and the proud look of it; nothing very bad could happen to you there.”}

itsbetterthananal: my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 21:33:20 -0400

itsbetterthananal:

my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life

abbigshmail: truth.

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 21:32:48 -0400

abbigshmail:

truth.

rottenflesh-and-brokenbones: when I was little, I went through a phase where I’d wear my Spiderman...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 17:16:07 -0400

rottenflesh-and-brokenbones:

when I was little, I went through a phase where I’d wear my Spiderman costume under all my clothes, so I wore it for about 3 years straight and my mom never found out until one day when we were at a family party, I was wearing the costume under a really fancy and expensive dress, and someone started choking on something so I ripped off the dress to reveal the costume to try and save them, and I think my mom just about had a heart attack

cultofthepigeon: 9gag: On the topic of equality actually...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 17:10:08 -0400

cultofthepigeon:

9gag:

On the topic of equality

actually no

i’m just too fuckin’ tired to rant

just

no

kathelizz: kathelizz: I TWEETED ABOUT MY REICHENBACH FEELS AND I GET THIS AS A REPLY SO I GO TO...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 17:09:42 -0400

kathelizz:

kathelizz:

I TWEETED ABOUT MY REICHENBACH FEELS AND I GET THIS AS A REPLY

SO I GO TO THEIR WEBSITE AND

THAT’S NOT ALL

THEY KNOW WE CANNOT BE SATISFIED BUYING EACH PRODUCT INDIVIDUALLY SO THEY PUT IT ALL IN ONE BIG PACK FOR THE SAME PRICE AS ALL THE INDIVIDUAL PACKS

I HAVE FOUND THE PROMISED LAND

LAST TIME I SAW THIS, IT HAD 5 NOTES

YOU’RE WELCOME, EVERYONE

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 17:01:41 -0400

oldprickbitches: Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 17:00:20 -0400

oldprickbitches:

Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”

oomshi: seductively whispers in your ear what do you want from mcdonalds

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 16:59:55 -0400

oomshi:

*seductively whispers in your ear* what do you want from mcdonalds

boykitty: Uptown Girls (2003)

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 16:59:12 -0400

boykitty:

Uptown Girls (2003)

werenotshortwerefunsized: themasterslover: seriously-what-is-my...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 16:56:19 -0400

werenotshortwerefunsized:

themasterslover:

seriously-what-is-my-life:

xanthewalter:

wrong-url-motherfucker:

Government, Monty Python Style

Still brilliantly funny all these years later.

BEST INSULTS

whenever i find monty python casually just on my dashboard i just blinka few times and then get super fucking excited because i don’t see them as much as i’d like to on tumblr

i’ve been waiting for this gifset my whole life

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 16:55:15 -0400

shepardsleftboob: Did u kno If a girl has really short hair, wears really baggy clothes, or is...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 16:54:22 -0400

shepardsleftboob:

Did u kno

If a girl has really short hair, wears really baggy clothes, or is overall very strong, it doesn’t mean she is gay.

Also, if a girl is extremely girly, wears dresses, or is really dainty, that doesn’t mean she is straight.

And the same goes for men as well.

Sexuality has nothing to do with your personality or appearance.

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

spitfirerantdragon: thesanityclause: Anyone watch Phineas and Ferb?Remember that one episode when...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 16:54:02 -0400

spitfirerantdragon:

thesanityclause:

Anyone watch Phineas and Ferb?

Remember that one episode when Dr. Doofenschmirtz and Vanessa are riding a scooter to the mall and some guy catcalls at Vanessa and Doof turns and is like “She’s sixteen!” and freakin’ shoots him with a gun that sends people to alien dimensions

A+ Father

I don’t even watch this show and that is A+.

hermionejg: mitigatedwrath: elisetheawesome: glorifi3d: kalei...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 16:53:49 -0400

hermionejg:

mitigatedwrath:

elisetheawesome:

glorifi3d:

kaleidoeyez:

mommalikey:

darnni:

THIS IS SERIOUSLY A SALAD DRESSING COMMERCIAL

WHAT ARE YOU REALLY TRYING TO SELL

Oh man I love salad!

can he be included

HE DOESN’T EVEN HAVE ON PANTS

FINALLY a commercial that sexualizes MEN for a change!

Now we know why she is so happy

hello sir, you may toss me a salad.

assbutt-in-the-garrison: thetricksterandtheoptimist: evil-overlordess: Permission to change “are...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 16:51:22 -0400

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

thetricksterandtheoptimist:

evil-overlordess:

Permission to change “are you satan” to “are you metatron” because Metatron is actually the embodiment of true evil in this world whereas Satan was just pretty chill.

“ Satan was just pretty chill.”

what the hell is even going on in your fandom anymore

insane-clever-title-goes-here: sEnd help

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 16:50:26 -0400

insane-clever-title-goes-here:

sEnd help

godnibblets: I can’t begin to tell you how much I love the...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 16:50:07 -0400

godnibblets:

I can’t begin to tell you how much I love the acting in gay porn.