emaeye:

my-raggedy-detective:

shercroc:

primisthebomb:

the show awkward is supposed to depict the life of a socially awkward teenage blogger but in the show she has 2 hot guys that want to be with her but she can’t choose one like hONESTLY THAT IS NOT THE LIFE OF A SOCIALLY AWKWARD BLOGGER THAT ISN’T EVEN AWKWARD

maybe at the end the hot guys turn out to be fictional characters and its all in her head and the camera zooms out on a scene of her laughing alone with salad

omg

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we-are-the-lonely-ones:

vectorbelly:

Twitter: The Comic is a collection of comics based on the greatest tweets of our generation. The source material is used verbatim, typos and all. Despite the seemingly random nature of the tweets, the comic has reoccurring characters and story arcs that aren’t fully understood unless experienced through a single reading. With explicit permission from the writers of each comic, Twitter: The Comic could be a pretty rad book.

this is the greatest thing I have ever seen

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Despicable Me 2

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illea:

i called my grandpa to wish him a happy 69th birthday and he said, “I skipped straight to 70. I don’t do 69 anymore, I’m too old to bend that way” and started laughing hysterically

grandpa

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kisekiko:

brightyoungflings:

sketchlock:

zesschen:

debatchery:

littlebitgeeky:

utterly-johnlocked:

libby-on-the-label:

peanutsareforpussies:

the-hedgehog-wears-westwood:

Okay so…

I DID NOT KNOW I NEEDED THIS UNTIL NOW

“John, you do know people can see you?” The detective asks, not looking up from his phone.  The soldier scoffs, and makes another face at the man-child in the car next to them. He still can’t quite believe that these are the lethal Winchester brothers. He sneers at the younger one from the backseat.  Sam makes another face in return. 

I think you just made me ship John and Sam….. OMG THE SHIP NAME WOULD BE JAM

JAM

THE VOICE I MADE WAS NOT HUMAN

REBLOGGING THIS BECAUSE PUNS.

I just squealed

My normally ornery 13-year-old sister actually GRINNED at this!  THANK YOU, JAM!

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thegoddamazon:

bankuei:

Reblog - the life you save could be your own!

Bruh. My last text would probably be something like this, tho.

Like wtf.

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cass-ti-el:

cumbersaber:

deansass:

If this isnt the cutest ask I ever received I dont know what is!!!!!

thank god this is rebloggable

To anyone who ever says Jensen is homophobic

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twerks-of-being-a-wallflower:

davestrjder:

“haha 420 blaze it” i chuckle as i light another vanilla scented incest

vanilla scented incest

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